Orca se da de lleno contra pez luna +melon destrozao
El Miembro
Ayer 11:52
#92
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Yo estuve buceando con uno muy famoso que había en Mazarrón, que se dejaba acariciar y rascar y la capacidad de movimientos era prácticamente nula. Es un animal muy manso y da la sensación de que es retrasado. |
ForoCoches: Miembro
Ayer 11:52
#93
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Lo de que tienen un lenguaje elaborado pero que es diferente dependiendo de la zona/familia de orcas es algo que siempre me ha flipado... Realmente tienen cultura, tienen un idioma propio que se transmite de padres a hijos pero no de forma innata sino enseñada Salu2 |
ForoCoches: Usuario
Ayer 11:55
#96
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Ya lo pongo yo: THE MOLA MOLA FISH (OR OCEAN SUNFISH) They are the world's largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant fucking dinner plates that God must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. AND WITH NO PURPOSE. EVERY POUND OF THAT IS A WASTED POUND AND EVERY FOOT OF IT (10 FT BY 14 FT) IS WASTED SPACE. They are so completely useless that scientists even debate about how they move. They have little control other than some minor wiggling. Some say they must just push water out of their mouths for direction (?????). They COULD use their back fin EXCEPT GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT FUCKING GROW. It just continually folds in on itself, so the freaking cells are being made, this piece of floating garbage just doesn't put them where they need to fucking go. So they don't have swim bladders. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesn't just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up. This creature. That can barely move to begin with. Can never stop its continuous tour of idiocy across the ocean or it'll fucking sink. EXCEPT. EXCEPT. When they get stuck on top of the water! Which happens frequently! Because without the whole swim bladder thing, if the ocean pushes over THE THINNEST BUT LARGEST MOST TOPPLE-ABLE FISH ON THE PLANET, shit outta luck! There is no creature on this earth that needs a swim bladder more than this spit in the face of nature, AND YET. Some scientists have speculated that when they do that, they are absorbing energy from the sun because no one fucking knows how they manage to get any real energy to begin with. So they need the sun I guess. But good news, when they end up stuck like that, it gives birds a chance to land on their goddamn island of a body and eat the bugs and parasites out of its skin because it's basically a slowly migrating cesspool. Pros and cons. "If they are so huge, they must at least be decent predators." No. No. The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. They have caused the death of one person before. Because it jumped onto a boat. On a human. And in 2005 it decided to relive its mighty glory days and do it again, this time landing on a four-year-old boy. Luckily Byron sustained no injuries. Way to go, fish. Great job. They mostly only eat jellyfish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it's so stupidly fucking big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Dumb. See that ridiculous open mouth? (This is actually why this is my favorite picture of one, and I have had it saved to my phone for three years) "Oh no! What could have happened! How could this be!" Do not let that expression fool you, they just don't have the goddamn ability to close their mouths because their teeth are fused together, and ya know what, it is good it floats around with such a clueless expression on its face, because it is in fact clueless as all fuck. They do SOMETIMES get eaten though. BUT HARDLY. No animal truly uses them as a food source, but instead (which has lead us to said photo) will usually just maim the fuck out of them for kicks. Seals have been seen playing with their fins like frisbees. Probably the most useful thing to ever come from them. "Wow, you raise some good points here, this fish truly is proof that God has abandoned us." Yes, thank you. "But if they're so bad at literally everything, why haven't they gone extinct." Great question. BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT DOESNT REALIZE IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT IT'S DOING MAYBE THE WORST FUCKING JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff that'll lay more. IT WILL LAY 300 MILLION EGGS AT ONE TIME. 300,000,000. IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY. And this concludes why I hate the fuck out of this complete failure of evolution, the Ocean Sunfish. If I ever see one, I will throw rocks at it. |
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Ayer 11:56
#98
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Es un animal increíble. Matiza, solo a veleros y por el timón. A humanos 0 ataques en libertad, solo el cautividad y en un caso concreto, así que no generes un alarmismo. |
Pretty fucked up
Ayer 11:58
#102
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https://www.infobae.com/espana/2025/...mper-el-casco/ https://www.dw.com/es/orcas-vuelven-...tar/a-69088645 Pero si que son una pasada. Tremendamente inteligentes |
ForoCoches: Miembro
Ayer 12:15
#106
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ForoCoches: Miembro
Ayer 12:18
#109
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Literalmente van nadando con la boca abierta porque no pueden masticar, simplemente va aspirando lo que se encuentran por el camino. Lo que más zampan son medusas y zooplancton, que tampoco es que tengan mucha capacidad de fuga.
Yo estuve buceando con uno muy famoso que había en Mazarrón, que se dejaba acariciar y rascar y la capacidad de movimientos era prácticamente nula. Es un animal muy manso y da la sensación de que es retrasado. |
Inventor
Ayer 12:22
#110
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Interesante. He visto algún podcast de ese chico, pero no me acaba de gustar como entrevistador. No sé de dónde ha salido pero sospecho que los papis con dinerito le han ayudado a montar el canal. |
Inventor
Ayer 12:24
#111
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Pero mira esto, habla de por qué las orcas llevan ofrendas a los humanos. |
ForoCoches: Miembro
Ayer 12:28
#113
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pero como rompe el pez ese? ese pez está hecho de plástico o qué? menuda velocidad que pilla..joder |
ForoCoches: Usuario
Ayer 12:28
#114
| Algunos os acabáis de enterar de que los tiburones no son los depredadores dominantes en el océano. Las orcas cazan tiburones blancos. |
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Ayer 12:37
#117
| El primer video es como ver a dos noruegos haciendo mataleones en el metro. |
Dog who gets feed
Ayer 12:40
#118
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Los odontocetos son unos hijos de puta. Los delfines también, pero es que las orcas son a un delfín lo que un presa canario a un chihuahua.
Curioso cómo casi siempre se asocia la inteligencia de los animales a su capacidad de matar. Nadie dice nunca que los castores son muy inteligentes cuando hacen ingeniería civil. ¿Cómo que no? 
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